The craze for geeky glasses has finally peaked. Even I have one now! Got it while out with Wendy, James, Kevin, Huiqing and Freda at Far East Plaza. Freda got another one… Good for her?
But I’ve been wondering. Why do people wanna be nerdy? Why isit suddenly “cool”?
And I came up with the perfect hypothesis! Hehe!
The nerds/geeks made a diabolical machine that “nerdifies” people! Sounds crazy huh?
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The holiday are finally coming! No more waking up at 7am, no more carrying my backpack, no more busfares and best of all, TIME TO HAVE FUN! Whoo!
I just can’t wait to hang out with my secondary school friends again! I miss doing lame, stupid and retarded things with them! Not to mention the Challenger’s Camp! So excited! Ok not really for the camp part. But yes to another “something something” that could help me realise my dream! Hope everything goes super well and…
I used to loved them. Melting pieces of it in my mouth every minute in class. I never knew what it was called exactly, referring it only by “that wantwant thingo”. Well, me and Lyra happen to spot its name.
Ball Cake.
What on earth?! Seriously! Ball cake?! Its not even ball-shaped, let alone a cake! I kept laughing like an idiot. Ball Cake. They even forgot the “s”! Haha!
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OK… There is a limit with such retardness.
I mean, really. Does that thing looks like Teddy to you?! Its extremely freaky looking! Like an alien right?! To make it worse every biscuit has a name to themselves! How weird can it go? The one up there is called John or something. I couldn’t bring myself to eat it anymore after knowing its name!
I’m so sick and tired of seeing people always picking on asians! One day the sumos will all unite and smash your countries into the sea, seriously!
Apparently, asians are too lame to be the star of hollywood films. Its like if an asian starred as the main role, no one would watch it!Look at Dragonball man, why the hell did they replace Goku, an ASIAN, with a WHITE chump?!
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God! Are asians really that lame?!
So lame that they have to be stripped off of their starring role and pass it to someone else, anyone but an asian?
That guy is no where near Goku for crying out loud! Pity… It serves such a huge injustice to Dragonball! Dragonball is an anime that has grown into the hearts of many asians, by doing such a thing will cause an uproar. We asians don’t have many superheroes as idol ok, Goku is practically the purest of asian superheroes! X-men, superman, batman, even the power-rangers are all non-asians!
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ASIANS ARE COOL OK?!
We set trends, have good food and are geniuses!
Black hair and act cool poses! We made that! Not forgetting our epic twist sign VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV =)
Yummy huh?! Suculent, delicious, tender, spicy, sweet. We have it all right on our fingertips, literally!
Yea, its done by us. The iPhone baby!
Mac, cars, refridgerator, television, air conditioners.
We made them all.
Needless to say, many people love asians! We are cute, clever and well, CUTE!
Miley, like other celebrities, is a fan of asians too! Look at that, what a goofy face. She even put 4BILLON dollars out on the frying pan to express the gorgeousness of slanted eyes. How enchanting is that?
So the other day I was at Chinatown (Don’t ask me why I was there… ), minding my own business when suddenly, this kid started whining. Probably cause his mom wouldn’t buy him a toy or something, I don’t know! His mom was obviously pissed off, I could hear her screaming in her head. Then, without two-hoots about MY feelings, she said, “You see, cry so loud, that guy so angry already! Later he kidnap you and sell you to India then you know!”. The kid looked at me with fearful eyes full of tears!
Now I’m the evil one?! Hey woman, don’t pull me into this mess man! I was angry, embarrassed and sad at the same time! It was overwhelming… That kid is gonna remember me as the dreaded evil dude who kidnaps and sells children to Indians! See what your promoting woman, racism. Better yet, you just made an evil devil out off me. People were staring for crying out loud! Seriously, why drag other people into your own messed up life huh?
Come to think of it, it does work wonders on kids eh? My dad used to use it on me too! So guys, if I ever were to use it on my kids and your the unlucky fella, SORRY! =D
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I’ve been wondering… Why does the word perfection even exist? I know I sound crazy but listen me out. Perfection is the best you can ever have yeah? But has it ever been fulfilled? No. Perfection is the ultimate level everyone strives for, however, its also the dead-end for evolution… Don’t know about you guys, but I for one get what it says ( Maybe cause I thought of it =X ).
If we were to reach perfection, then what next?
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Top 2 – Adam and Allen! Finally that Gokey’s out off the picture! Anyway I’m a 100% Adam supporter! =) His just awesome, switching octaves and jumping around the stage. Full of energy man! His my Idol haha!
Yeap his No.1 alright! His nails are weird though… I admit. And wth are up with those oldish rings…
Parting has gotta be the hardest things one can ever face, especially when parting with someone really close to you. The house is so quiet now without us entertaining each other with retarded criticism and laughing psychotically at random stupid things…
Its not like she’s dead for crying out loud. Maybe we can still see each other again, though by then she’s some sagging old granny. HAH! =) Yea, I’m sad… Of course I’m sad! I told her almost everything that cycles in my head! Its like losing your brain… Ok, bad anatomy =X Aww man… I miss her so badly.
Anyway, on a brighter note, I finally got to spend some time with Fiona and Huimin. That idiot Eng had his CCA. Party-pooper… Yea man, have fun climbing Bukit Timah Hill and sticking your feet into poop dumped by undiscovered zombie dogs ._. Seriously! Big Foots, Yetis, Hogosarous… As if Zomogs will be any less appealing to the human mind.
There’s a problem people. Yes, this is a very serious issue that has plague the minds of many of the unfortunate souls…
Nope, its not the highly overrated swine flu.
Aww look, its angry at you distasteful humans! ( Me excluded, I’m special. ) Ok fine, they’re relaxing on a beach, and that proves that pigs are passive, and cute!
One day these pigs are gonna rebel!
Pigs: Always blaming the pigs yea?! Come and get some bitch! Scared? So gonna pulverise your ass with my trottle attack!
*99999999 damage! Epic win! =D
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Its the kick-ass facebook application Restaraunt City! =DDD
Hehe! Don’t you dare look down on this game because of its noobish graphics and horrible music. Wanna bet? Once you start playing, you’ll be addicted! So absorbed, in a blink of an eye, four hours will past with you staring at the screen. Just watching them do their own little things. Duh, and earning you cash! There’s something about it that just keeps you coming back for more, and I have no idea what it is! Maybe its because you can visit the friends you never had? Or possibilty you aspire to be a restaraunt manager, and work the shit out of all your workers? Sadistic dude… What bugs me, is that the workers have no need for a loo! So much for an interactive game.
Its honestly ridiculous to have a dilemma in choosing a bombastic, fantastic, mindblastic hair colour… I’m thinking red or orange. Yep! You read it! Don’t say its absurd cause you know what else is absurd? YOUR ———- Please wait while we correct a technical error ———— ! =D
Today has got to be one of my most unlucky days I’ve ever had in my entire seventeen years on Earth.
Normally, boarding buses was easy for me as I live relatively close to the bus interchange, however, today was bi-polar. I had to miss three 61 buses because they were all full. ( Somehow I thought of packed sardines in a can, probably due to my hungry stomach. ) In a moment of desperation, I decided to board another bus that I was sure would lead me somewhere near Ngee Ann and I would be able to just walk there. Boy, was I proven wrong! Apparently, its was no walking distance, and adding to my pressure, were dozens of fellow mates waiting for the “rare” Bus 61 at the highway bus-stop. My “survival instincts” triggered me to flag a cab but the traffic was too bad and all the cabs were sandwiched between humongous vehicles like vans and lorries. My last glimpse of hope was lost.
I knew I was going to be late for sure. I was right.
It’s ridiculous that, having only Bus 61 headed to Ngee Ann from Bukit Batok, has such a long time interval! If there were to be a shuttle bus from Bukit Batok MRT or at least more of Bus 61, things would be so much easier for the, dare i say, hundreds of Ngee Ann students living in Bukit Batok. Including saving them from the “15-minutes and your absent” rule!
Okay, the word “Bus” seems a bit awkward now. A signal to me that I am using it too much.
MacBook, a slick and stylish portable desktop with great graphics, truly an amazing work of art and technology. Yes, but sadly it is incompatible with loads of software! It is a waste of its graphics if there is no games to prove its worth. Left 4 Dead is, disappointingly, unable to be read by Mac and so are many more. It’s seriously driving me insane! Sure, install windows and it’ll work.
Truth is, I’m too lazy.
This blog post is full of complains, I ,myself, am shocked, horrified, speechless, petrified and kind of uneasy ( Please don’t slap me with your lawsuits, SMRT and Apple ). However it’s true, and is absolutely not an example to encourage the stereotype that Singaporeans are always complaining and unsatisfied with everything.
I do not complain all the time by the way, they’re just materials for this blog post. I doubt anyone would want to see this :
“I went to school today. It was okay. Came home at 7pm and showered. Currently eating my dinner now.”
